So...a girl at work got fired this morning for being rude to another customer.

Thank goodness. She was a snotty little bitch and I'm glad she's gone.

Was emailed a joke this morning...

Fireman SexA fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to ( Read more... )

So...my internet time is going to be seriously cut in half starting tomorrow ( Read more... )

Why do certain 'characters' try and fuck up my job? Why ( Read more... )

1. Hand Baskets - They are used to carry your stuff around the store. They are not to be dropped on the counter so that you can then stare at the cashier until she finally gives in and unloads it for your lazy ass ( Read more... )